SDA's Ants Ant Mail Text-to-Cricket Synthesizer
The Cricket Ranch
      My Ant Farm was just the beginning. I live in an apartment that doesn't allow "pets" (cats, dogs, pot bellied pigs, etc.) but I like having little creatures share my space. The super raised her eyebrow the first time she saw them, but they didn't get evicted. When my Ant Farm was waiting for new ants and the completion of the Formicarium, I got an idea.  Add some different 'bugs'! 
      First thing that came to me was to catch the last pesky indoor housefly of the season. I have always been untroubled by swatting flies if they annoy me. (I'm not a follower of Hinduism, a vegetarian, or bothered by hunting, leather or fur.) I am kind of superstitious and think it is bad luck to off the last fly in the house in fall. So I waited for just one to be left, caught him and made a cage out of a panty-hose container. You can see it in the picture at the top of the page - it has a little cocktail umbrella for shade. The fly was named 'Little Bob' and he seemed happy enough until he died. I still have him in the hope that he will revive in spring like the ones that lay on the window sill all winter often seem to do. We'll see. (Its almost May now, and still no signs of life. How do those flies that sleep all winter do it?) 
      Then, my friend Ray caught a cricket in his basement for me. I gave him a cheap picture frame and he drilled some air holes in it. (Ray, not the cricket) Next he installed a feeding & watering hole, complete with cork.  I added some toys, scenery and a sea-shell water dish.  I call the basic idea a Cricket Ranch and it looks like this:
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      The cricket was named Tom and seemed happy in his cabin right up until he died. He ate crumbs and bits of lettuce and he ate almost all of a piece of plastic pine tree. I worried that this might make him sick; maybe it did. The new crickets get dog food and bits of lettuce and anything else I can think of. They go through plenty of water - even take little baths. They have some marbles to play with and a little tp tube to hide in. And this year I added a little matchbox of real dirt, which they seem to like.  They seem nice and healthy but I wonder if they doesn't need a space to hop. Someone said they only hop when trying to escape danger, otherwise they just walk. Do you know? 

      Since Tom passed away unexpectedly, the Cricket Ranch is populated by two new crickets named 98 and 99. I think I have learned a bit from all the helpful folks who have sent in hints and suggestions. Like to feed them a little dry dog food instead of expecting them to be vegetarians.

      Someone pointed out that the people at Bell Labs have this amazing Text-to-Speech Synthesis program. Their Demonstration Page has a translator for Gnat language. I figured why couldn't they do this amazing science for crickets. Well here it is! You type in words and it comes out in cricket as a .wav file. Try it! 

Text-to-Cricket Synthesizer

Type a short phrase :

       If you know anything about keeping crickets in the house, please e-mail - sda@hpwsys.com - and share your stuff. I'll try to answer any questions you may have, and I plan to add a page to share the mail you folks send. More Later! 

 
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